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nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

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supermodelgif:

Batman Returns (1992)

supermodelgif:

Batman Returns (1992)

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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chakravaartin:

kruel-kid:

Is She Not Not Enough (For You, Dad?) // Steve Smith

It’s time to wake up Stan.

It’s time to stand up and be a man

Be the husband that you told her you were gonna be

Forever

But I can’t see what’s wrong with you

You got a wife, a hot one too

But if you keep on looking you won’t end up together

Oh, my God, is she not hot enough for you dad

Those lips, hips and face

Body’s all over the place

Oh yeah. Damn, that’s my mama

Mmm, damn, if that wasn’t my mama.

And Stan you know it’s not fair

Why you looking at some other ho

When she’s got the milky breasts and silky hair

Helen Keller open your eyes

You got the perfect wife

The time inside her were the best damn nine months of my life

Is she not hot enough for you dad

Ohh, oh my God, oh my God

Now I’m thinking maybe she’s too hot for someone as good as you

I love this shit so much

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kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

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And a mistake repeated more than once is a decision.

Paulo Coelho (via thenobletiger)

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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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